Your odio.us Gateway to Web 2.0 Riches

With the flagship conference just around the corner, it seems unfair that only a few have become wealthy developing Web 2.0 applications. For those of you not in Bubble 2.0, who may not understand the ingredients to success, don't despair! I've built this handy web application to create the elevator pitch for your personalized Web 2.0 killer app. I hope you've already begun spending the money you'll make from the quick sale to Google or the eventual record-setting IPO!

Step 0: Get your odio.us killer app business plan elevator pitch. You're doing great so far!

Step 1: Implement it. Those in a hurry may wish to offshore this step, sneak the killer app into Google's Summer of Code, or simply take the business plan directly to an eager investor and bypass the need to program altogether.

Step 3: Profit! When you're parking your new Porsche and admiring yourself on the cover of Business 2.0 on the way to Esther Dyson's latest Nanotubes To Mars invite-only bash, remember the guy who wrote the program that gave you your killer business plan and think, "I probably should have given him some pre-IPO stock."

Anyway, here it is ... your custom Web 2.0 killer app business plan elevator pitch! I realize that not everyone has the time and patience to implement the ultimate killer app, so I've provided arrows on the left and right side to help you scope of the killer app to your personality. Remember, though: the fewer terms, the harder it will be for your VC to "connect" with your pitch.

Written by Nathan Torkington <nathan AT torkington.com>, 28 Aug 2005. [Source]